My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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