That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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