Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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