you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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