Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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