Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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