Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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