I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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