can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
is wine microwaveable?
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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