I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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