We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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