i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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