yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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