Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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