Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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