my phone needs a breathalizer
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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