Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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