so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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