Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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