i just google imaged poop.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Randomize
