South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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