I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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