Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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