farters have to be the big spoon...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
