Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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