we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just fell off a train. Bad.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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