He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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