i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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