I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
