we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
two words: eviction party
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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