margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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