All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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