I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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