I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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