we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he high fived his dick after we had sex
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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