i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Randomize