can we get nightvision for the apartment?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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