remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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