Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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