i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Mom said you looked used
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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