Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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