at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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