hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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