yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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