he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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