Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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