Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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