how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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