I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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