too bad you live with your parents still
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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