what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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