Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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