I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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Houston, we have a blender
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.