Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.