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(269): View more from Michigan

You're my little dorito

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(707): View more from California

Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.

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(972): View more from Texas

I'm scared

(337): View more from Louisiana

There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.

(972): View more from Texas

That's what I'm afraid of

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(705): View more from Ontario

"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.

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(561): View more from Florida

It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.

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(516): View more from New York

he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I gave him a HANDJOB.

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But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?

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(858): View more from California

I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.

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