i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.