he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
