K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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