we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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