That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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