Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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