I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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